Friday, June 17, 2016

Glass Cobra/Steel Anaconda

Safety Instructions/She Don't Love You No More



Meconium

In 1999, I met a punk rock kid while attending college. We became friends once we had discovered that each other played music. He was from Gloucester VA where people live that are pissed off for living in Gloucester VA. We exchanged tapes. This is his story.

Let's Get Emotional/Punk Death/Convalescent Whorehouse/Necro-Beastial Passion/Gloucester Theme Song/Shem Ham Forash (All Hail Satan)/Religious Holocaust



Recording and photo courtesy Abscess Records, 1999.

John Thomas Experience - She Was My Woman

Unknown recording.


Chilix

Taken from their 1992 album, "My Favorite Fester", comes a medley from CT's own Chilix.

The Return of Memphis
Scott - Bowls Joel - guitar

Pajamas
Scott - Guitar Joel - Bowls

Yellow Lines
Scott - Guitar Joel - Drums


The Doctors

Recorded sometime in 2001ish, it's The Doctors recording "The Award for the Achievement in the Field of Excellence" on a cassette tape.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Something Extraordinary Has Happened!!!

Lost Steak and Eggs track found deep within the archives.

Recorded Sept 19, 2010, work on this track was left incomplete. While there are piano and percussion overdubs on the recording, and it is obviously Steak and Eggs (you can hear Steve Eggleston's distinctive voice in the drum overheads at the beginning of the track), what led them to abandon the track? ....Time? ...Drunkenness? ...Fatigue? Who can say, but here it is, saved from the hard disk of life.

Enjoy... or not​

Steak and Eggs - Saquatch

Thursday, December 17, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: PUFF DADDY'S JUSTIN'S EATERY CLOSING ITS DOORS, RUINS CHRISTMAS

The lights went out at Justin's, Sean Combs' popular celebrity restaurant in Atlanta. Known for attracting big-name celebrities, including Santa Claus, its closure has brought some unintended consequences including leaving a void for popular local parking shootings, but most importantly, Atlanta's best lasagna will need to be found elsewhere. Justin's lasagna was known to be a popular choice for Santa, who always made his annual pilgrimage to Justin's during every Christmas season, sometimes eating up to 12lbs of the Italian dish known locally as "Justin's Lasagna". With Santa's reliance on a ricotta and tomato sauce fueled Christmas all-nighter, he was forced to find a replacement for Justin's Lasagna.

Mrs. Claus, Santa's wife, tried reaching out to Mr. Combs to get his famous Lasagna recipe but he was busy crafting a new identity. With only baking skills and in a desperate rush, Mrs. Claus attempted to recreate the dish using ingredients she found around the Claus kitchen. The calorie heavy dish led to a sudden weight gain in Santa who has struggled with his weight since taking the job as Father Christmas.

The nearly 600lb Santa took to his sleigh with Rudolph, Santa's lead reindeer, at the helm to deliver gifts this Christmas day only to come crashing down over the city of Atlanta. The crash site was only miles from Justin's in what some are calling an act of revenge against Mr Combs' establishment but initial reports find Santa's weight gain to be the main cause of the Christmas disaster. A spokesman for Father Christmas issued the following statement, "Christmas has been indefinitely canceled for 2015 following Santa's massive weight gain. We will return in 2016."

More information on this story can be found here,


(Steak and Eggs - Free Fallin')