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Ish Records · Steak and Eggs - Christmas Asspilation

Steak and Eggs - Christmas Asspilation

Breaking news: Christmas ruined twice (maybe 3 times) in 1 year

Christmas is called off this year due to a bizarre mixup between Santa Claus and flatulent fashionista, Sam Brinton. Santa was recently jailed in Tijuana for allegedly "doing blow and smoking marijuana". Out of money and out of cash, Santa "pimped out his reindeer" to make bail. To make matters worse, he couldn't afford the fees to release his sleigh from impound and was forced to fly Tijuana Air to deliver his gifts. While in the airport, Santa noticed a foul smelling bald person in a bright colored dress lurking around the baggage carousel. CCTV footage released later that day shows the Next Generation reject to be none other than deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition at the Office of Nuclear Energy's Sam Brinton. Stifled by Brinton's own spent gas and waste disposition (fart), Santa and the rest of the airport were unaware of Brinton sneaking away with Santa's bag of gifts. Christmas has been tainted, an "asspilation" in the first degree.

Listen to the story:

Ish Records · Steak and Eggs - Christmas Asspilation

Steak and Eggs proudly bring you "The Miracle Of Manna"

The evening of the 9th of May, the Feast of the Translation of S. Nicholas from Myra-Turkey to Bari-Italy in 1087, the stone sarcophagus is opened. In the crowded crypt, the Archbishop of Bari extracts one or two glasses of water formed during the year around the Saint’s bones. It is the so-called manna. A Father of the Dominican Community pours this manna into large containers of blessed water, making a large quantity to fill small bottles in order to satisfy the requests of sick people and pilgrims. Sometimes the Rector gives extremely small bottles of pure manna as relics, but only after official requests of the Steak and Eggs Hierarchy.

Steak and Eggs - The Mirace Of Manna

Ish Records · Steak and Eggs - The Miracle Of Manna

Moustache Cup release flyer

Release flyer from the Moustache Cup debut album, featuring The Flush Toilets, from Ish Records CT Division.

It's fall y'all!

You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, y'know, I used to have them just about all the time, but I found a way to get out of them. Let me tell you about it!

Cocktober

Ish Records · Steak And Eggs - Cocktober

Merry Christmas from Steak and Eggs

We read and reviewed over 100 Christmas songs. We felt that younger children would get the most enjoyment from the title we selected below. We hope you enjoy listening to it with your children, grandchildren, or to students in your classroom.

Ish Records · Steak and Eggs - Real Christmas 2020

Seasons' Eatings from Steak And Eggs

With Santa socially distancing this year, Steak And Eggs has made the tough decision to give our traditional annual Christmas song a break. It’s not all bad new though, as we can still celebrate with tacos, the Macarena, and “Sensual Drizzle” with guest members, Flashbrowns and Toast. Get some.

Ish Records · Steak And Eggs - Sensual Drizzle